Bedtime stories

Once upon a time
There was a Reid kitty
Doing his thing
Being adorable
But he was not as smart as he thought
For he knew just about everything in the world
But did not think too clearly
Street smarts evaded him
So he was walking around one night to find a book store
Bit of last minute shopping, for Reid-kitty loved books
Getting to the bookstore, he found the book he wanted and left
But there was danger outside D:
Cause Reid-kitty walked to the book store
And he was attacked by a *Don't say giant marshmallow* random mugger
He should have had quicker wit
And even he knew that

But Reid-kitty was not smart in those ways
Overwhelmed, he fell to his knees
Unsure of what to do
When suddenly, Hotch-wolf super kicked the mugger away
Where Hotch-wolf came from, no one knows
So Reid-kitty asked him D:
And he said "That does not matter" and was all dead-pan
Cause that's how Hotch-wolf is
Then they flew away
Even though they had no wings